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Your Mission...
Agent Jack, sit down and pay attention. There's a madman out there who has taken control of the iBus network and is delivering false information across all of our routes. Its chaos on the buses and only you with your inate knowledge of the London Transport System can save thousands of passengers from getting off at the wrong stops.
No, there are no bombs involved, just incalculable amounts of frustration and the risk that Londoners will completely lose faith in the bus network. We can probably scrounge up a comedy sidekick who was formerly a bus driver but was fired and will end up saving his ex boss from certain egg on faciness in one of those contrived ironies movies love to include.
Now, go out there and restore order and sanity to our buses!
OK, fine, there is no conceivable exciting way to turn a freakishly accurate knowledge of the London bus network into an interesting action movie plot, I will concede.
Aug.29.2007