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Land Of The Free!
So I recently arrived in the US for a prolonged stay and there was a TV in the headrest of the seat ahead of me on the flight over. There was one on my connecting flight too, although the kid behind me didn't understand the touch part of touchscreen and substituted it with punch.
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I decided to bathe in the culture and watch a baseball game from the 25 channels available to me; Yankees versus Red Sox, which was funny because I watched the US remake of Fever Pitch on the trans-Atlantic flight. I didn't do too badly following the game and the rules, thanks mostly to my experience playing softball.
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I say followed it, I mean for every three minutes of game there was a commercial break, but I don't think that affected my enjoyment of the game. I did find myself getting vaguely frustrated with the constant interruptions but I countered them by flipping channels and finding something to occupy me for those few minutes, then back to the game.
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Remind me what I was talking about again?
Jul.18.2005