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Traits
"I'm a Capricorn, born in '79, year of the goat. Think you're going to win this argument?"
- D, ten minutes ago to co-worker
Talk about your bad combinations. As a Crapricorn I'm:
Practical and prudent
Ambitious and disciplined
Patient and careful
Humorous and reserved
Pessimistic and fatalistic
Miserly and grudging
And as a Chinese goat I'm:
Always getting off on the wrong foot with people, however the Goat can be charming company. You are elegant and artistic but the first to complain about things. Put aside your pessimism and worry and try to be less dependent on material comforts. You would be best as an actor, gardener, or beachcomber.
And still I wonder why I get so many Google hits for "painless suicide". I don't believe any of that zodiac crap, simply because I'm stubborn and cynical. But I make up for it with my diligence, artistic flair and incomprehensible Brit-humor. Someday I hope to retire to a temperate climate by the sea and write books.
Apr. 9.2003