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Second Opinion Required
Symptoms:
- Sore head
- Dehydrated mouth
- Low brow and half-closed eyes
- Occasional inane grin
- Urge to go out and get into a fight
- Utter conviction that the toaster sneezed at me this morning
- Predisposition to tell everyone within earshot about sneezing toaster
- Desire to fight with anyone who calls me a liar
Possible diagnosisisis:
- Have become a caveman
- Drank too much at the MSN quiz night last night
Suggested remedies?
Apr.10.2003