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Palindrama Queen
Our flatmate had an interesting reaction to Pix's new tattoo:
Flatmate: "Thats not real is it? Is it real? Its not, is it? Is it real?"
And considering that by day she's a lawyer I can only imagine what she must be like in court:
"Ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen and ladies, gentlemen, ladies, gentlemen and ladies of the jury, you have heard the evidence, the evidence, you've heard it right? The evidence was heard wasn't it? The evidence that was presented before you today and it is up to you. Who is it up to? Its up to you isn't it? Yes, it is up to you to decide if my client is innocent or guilty, guilty or innocent, he didn't really do it did he? He's innocent of the charges, not guilty of them, isn't he? And on that point ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen and ladies, I rest my case. Don't I? I do rest my case, don't I? No, I don't rest it, do I? Yes, I do. Rest it."
Apr.24.2003