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On the way to work this morning I noticed the statue of Sir Thomas More sitting in his nice waterfront gardens in Chelsea.
By the time he was my age he was a barrister in London. He fought legal battles with King Henry the VIIth and worked hand in hand with King Henry the VIIIth (the one who had six knives and looked like Sid James)
Staring at the statue I had one thought:
"I'd like to cave your head in you smug fucker. Think you're so smart do you? Eh? First I'd knock you flat with a right hook, then I'd kick you in the mid-section until you were sure to stay down. Then I'd go get the big marble block you were sat on and I'd pummel you repeatedly with it..."
Just keep me away from the Lincoln Memorial. I could take Lincoln... don't doubt me... him and his Minutemen
Apr.29.2003