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Spy Hard
It was announced last week that the British Intelligence services were making a desperate plea to the City for new recruits. MI5, MI6 and GCHQ communications centre are looking to increase funding by 2.4 billion and staff by 18% in this post 9/11 world.
They're looking for young proven talent with language, analytical and computer skills, and...
Hang on...
Me. I have language skills, I'm pedantic to stupendous heights, computer literate and I can fire and strip a pistol. I look good in a suit, I can play 21 (somebody teach my Baccarat fast!) and really like the new Aston Martin. Pix has already said that if I want to apply then I can and sway all the international female hitmen, er... women to my debonair charm and flair. I can ski, bungee jump and pilot a plane... me! Pick me! I want to be a spy!
Bond. D Bond.
Apr. 3.2002