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Passport to another land
Welcome to this automated passport photo booth. Please do not insert any money yet.
"oh shit"
Please remove your money from the change slot. Please adjust the height of your seat until your eyes are aligned with the markers. Please touch the screen when you are ready to procede.
*squeak**squeak**squeak**squeak* *squeak**squeak**squeak* *squeak*
"bugger"
*squeak**squeak**squeak*
"oh for the love of..."
*squeak*
Please choose which format you wish. Please hold still while the first photo is taken. Three... Two... One...
*blink*
"fuck fuck fuck fuck"
Do you wish to use this one? "No" Please hold still while the second photo is taken. Three... Two... One...
*blink*
"sigh"
Do you wish to use this one? "No" Please hold still while the third photo is taken. Three... Two... One...
*flick*
"Stupid hair..."
Do you wish to use this one? "No" Please hold still while the fourth and final photo is taken. Three... Two... One...
"Well at least I look human in this one."
Your pictures will now be printed out. Please leave the booth. Next time blink before I start the countdown you scruffy vulgar indecisive fuckwit.
Apr.12.2002