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Double Standards
We have a very complex relationship, Pix and I. To the casual observer a bout of bickering would be almost comical in nature with banter and sides aplenty, pop culture references and in-jokes sprinkled liberally so that anyone paying more attention than they should will discern that it isn't actually an argument.
Scenario 1: Man wants desert and woman doesn't, however when woman sees man's desert she realises she has made a mistake and wants a forkful. Man perhaps teases woman, but will let her have a bite providing she puts up with a little berating for being weak-willed.
Scenario 2: Woman orders desert and man declines. Man notices desert looks rather tasty and picks up a spare spoon, cuts off an insignificant sliver from the edge and...
she stabbed me with a fork. The bitch stabbed me with a fork THREE TIMES!
Apr. 6.2002