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Suicide is painless...
It would seem that my most popular search string is "painless suicide" and to the people who get here through Google and Yahoo and all those other search engines looking for painless suicide methods I'd just like to point out that its probably not as bad as you think, whatever it is thats driven you to seek this information out.
For those of you who know otherwise, try sticking your head in a gas oven without lighting it, or pills will cause a sleepy euphoric end. Sitting in your car while running the engine with a tube running from the exhaust inside the car will work just as well.
If you're really so serious about suicide though what do you care if its going to be painless or not? It'll be over pretty quick if you eat a bullet or fall from a tall building to be liquified on the sidewalk (and you stay conscious all the way down, no matter what the popula myth is. Oh, and your guts let go mid-way down, so you're going to be smelly human soup by the time you're dead)
Cutting hurts but it works, remember to go up and along the veins of the arm as well as transversally. Blue Suicide is right out, because you'd have to be a pretty shallow and selfish prick to get a cop to shoot you. Your life may be over, but you'd also have ruined his. Jumping in front of trains is messy and not guaranteed to kill you outright. Plus you cause delays.
So is it worth reiterating that whatever it is, it can't be that bad?
Mar.12.2002