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Hey you, nice blog you got there. I'm just saying its a nice blog, thats all. No need to get defensive, I'm just saying its a nice blog and it'd be a shame if anything happened to it.
Very risky place the Web these days, all sorts of bad elements around the place. DNS errors, 404 messages, broken links, server failures... all on a daily basis. Then you've got your flamewars, trolls, stalkers, all your basic weirdos but they can all hide behind relative obscurity.
Yeah, it'd be a shame if a link broke, you might find the CSS has screwed up, man oh man, you wouldn't want all your readers seeing it and thinking you were just some rank amateur.
So I was thinking, me being your friend and all, y'know, I mean sure I have other readers but you, you're special, what if I looked after it in the meantime? Y'know? Just looked in on it from time to time, made sure things were running fine... and all it would cost you is your lunch money and a link.
Shame if anything bad were to happen to it while you were asleep... real shame...
Mar.18.2002