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Lost the funny
Geekman tried to convince me that he has less funny than I do in an IM chat last night. See what you think.
AcerbiaDave: I need a new job if only to put the funny back into my site. I feel like I'm just humoring people who come see it these days
MightyGeekMan: Hah! I think I lost the funny sometime in 99'.
AcerbiaDave: ha! I lost the funny way back in the 80's! Man there were some dark days back then... blogging wasn't even called blogging, it was called "e-mailing" and you only ever had an audience of one
MightyGeekMan: 80's? Pshaw. Doctors had my funny removed when I first exited the womb! And I was banned from ARPANET
AcerbiaDave: my father was treated to de-funny microwaves causing his sperm to be the least funny sperm ever to exist and I wasn't allowed to even look at anything by Texas Instruments
MightyGeekMan: My great grandpa was put in an anti-funny concentration camp in Slovakia. I'm banned from even being struck by lightening. Too much like using electricity.
AcerbiaDave: I've traced my family tree back as far as the 13th century when my family name was Not Funny and back then we weren't allowed to make smoke signals for fear of communicating with the outside world.
MightyGeekMan: In ancient Athens, my family wasn't allowed to eat bananas. Might lead to humorous situations, you see. And all their tongues were removed.
AcerbiaDave: Back in Biblical Times my forebearers were given an eleventh commandment; Thou shalt not be funny, and their eyes were gouged out to ensure they couldn't see if there was anyone nearby to gesture wildly at
MightyGeekMan: My forefathers were present when Moses dropped the tablets and they were slaughtered almost to a man for fear of attempting to make a joke about it. They were not allowed to grunt.
AcerbiaDave: the earliest cave paintings were censored and my ancestors burnt to a crsip for fear they would draw more cartoons. Then their ashes were trampled by bison.
MightyGeekMan: When the earth was a boiling mass of molten lava and the first protoplasmic lifeforms were formed in the depths of the ocean's, my ancenstral spooge was hunted down and eaten by every other gelatinous mass in a desperate attempt to salvage humor for the future of all living things in existance. We were smothered and genetically banned from ever communicating.
Mar.26.2002