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Doth beauty wilt?
Honey, your daffodils are wilting. I said as I opened up the curtains.
"Give them some water from the bottle" she replies
So I look around for the bottle full of tap water or whatever and as she's leaving the room she says "The Highland Spring bottled mineral water. Good soft Scottish water"
This would be the special mineral water she's supposed to be drinking to stay hydrated, the stuff we got in a six pack that nearly tore my arm off as I brought it up the stairs... and we're using it to water the flowers?!
Mar.19.2002