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Courtesy coffee
Because I'm invariably close to home during the days now the landlord will phone up and say "I've got a Mr. So-and-so coming round to check the electric meter/gas/phone/etc" and its up to me to make sure the guy doesn't... lay demolition charges or something, I don't know.
But I always offer coffee. The guys who installed cable, the guy who came round to check the electrics, the guy who came round to reconnect the phone after we were cut off, the guy here right now checking the gas heaters. Are there no women working in domestic repairs and services?
Not one of those bastards has said I make a decent cup of coffee. Not one.
Next one who asks for one sugar and a splash of milk is getting a teaspoonful of rat poison and dash of piss. Bastards.
Mar. 7.2002